Long after the girls should have been asleep for the night...
Emma: Mom, can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes, Emma. (Yes, I sounded annoyed.)
Emma: Where do wolves live?
Me: They live in forests and mountains. They don't live where we are.
Emma: Wolves scare me.
Me: Well, stop thinking about them. I've told you before they don't live here and they aren't going to get you.
Emma: Well, I just can't stop thinking about them.
Charlotte: Well, you need to turn your brain off. When I go to bed, I turn my brain off. Then, I just don't dream about wolves or anything.
Emma: Well, I'm not you and I can't turn my brain off.
Charlotte: Well, when I get in bed, I turn my brain off. When I get up in the morning, I turn my brain on for learning when I go to school. When I get home, I turn my brain on for lollipops. Then, when I'm watching something, I turn it off.
This is proof that TV kills brain cells....if a five year old realizes she turns her brain off when she is watching something.
Effen hilarious as usual!
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