Cigarettes

Charlotte (looking at a cigarette display): Those are those things that smoke.

Emma: Yeah, they are bad for kids and babies.

Me: They are bad for everyone.

Emma: Daddy said he smoked when you got married.

Me: He did and it was disgusting.

Emma: Why did you marry him then?

Me: Because I loved him anyway and he was a good kisser.

Emma: And Daddy quit drugs when you got married.

Me: Huh?

Emma: Well, cigarettes are drugs, you know.

Charlotte: I know why you married Daddy.  Because he was strong, brave, good at fixing things in houses, and talented.

Emma:  Yeah, talented at smoking.